Your Craziest Fan

Welcome to the Not-Quite-Democratic Republic of Fannistan. Name's Fan from fair Quebec. I sail ships, I watch movies, I geek, I game, I'm crazy. Enjoy your stay!

This land is not spoiler free. I tag my spoilers and Tumblr Savior is your friend. You have been warned.

kissedmequiteinsane:

“It takes a very secure man to walk like that.”

#NOW STOP AND IMAGINE THIS IS ACTUALLY ALFRED #GLIDE WITH ME BRUCE; GLIDE

MICHAEL CAINE

(via feastmaster)

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Part of me wants to puke but the other part is like “bobby kissing hot dayummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm”

I still want Belle to bitchslap Zelena into oblivion with a dictionary.

Previously on Fan watches Adventure Time - Episode 135, we learned that grown-up have moral and social responsibilities and the most important lesson of all: a lemon need not squeeze lemons to survive.

ALSO OH MY GLOB IT WAS A LEMON EPISODE AND IT WAS GR10 THE EARLDOM OF LEMONGRAB IS LIKE ARSTOTZKA FROM PAPERS, PLEASE AND I FINALLY REALIZED THAT BONNIBEL WAS PB’S NAME THIS WHOLE TIME AND I NEVER CAUGHT ON BECAUSE I AM DUMB LIKE WOAH ALSO FINN IS STILL A BUTT FACE IN THIS EPISODE BUT AT LEAST HE FINALLY UNDERSTOOD THAT HE NEED TO MAKE IT UP TO FP AND THE LEMONGRABS HAD A CUTE CHUBBY LITTLE MUSICAL LEMON CHILD AND WHITE LEMONGRAB SACRIFICED HIMSELF TO SAVE HIM AND TO GIVE HIM HIS HEROIC MISSION TO COME BACK AND SAVE THE LEMON PEOPLE FROM FAT LEMONGRAB WOUEFBCCIBLWEFVLXCVWELFV WHITE LEMONGRAB IS ONE AWESOME LEMON AND NOW WE’RE JUMPING BACK IN FOR MORE!

Episode 136: Earth & Water

FIRST FROST & FIRE AND NOW EARTH & WATER? COULD THIS BE THE LOGICAL CONTINUATION TO THE FLINN BREAK?

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writingcyan:

sillyscrunchy:

kocheidoodle:

mom seriously

SHE JUST WANTS WHAT’S BEST FOR YOU MICKEY DONT LOOK AT YOUR MUM LIKE THAT

Who says the government doesn’t employ assassins, though? It’s the 1960s, I’m sure the CIA has a job vacancy.

(via madjesters1)

rememberingwalt:

zmazingdisneyaddict:

disneyprincessalexia:

rememberingwalt:

okay, this scene is never talked about. this is an important scene, look at belle, face-down in the freezing cold snow after getting bucked off of philippe just moments before. she could have ran away, she could have waited for help, or gone looking for it. but NO, belle decides to step up to the plate and thwack a wolf off of philippe’s back. and her face, she’s scared, terrified, even. but no, she tries to calm philippe down even though she realizes that these wolves are really freakin’ scary. they’re growling and baring their teeth and licking their lips. but belle sticks to her guns, and stands by philippe, dodging their efforts to bite her foot off. AND EVEN AFTER THAT, she’s still there. she decides to play offensive. she swings the branch, and misses. BUT THAT DOESN’T STOP HER. SHE SWINGS AGAIN. and despite her efforts, the stick unfortunately gets broken into two(which i could not show due to my creative limits.) but THIS IS AN IMPORTANT SCENE. belle is a badass, and if this doesn’t prove it, i don’t know what will. 

"Disney princesses are weak" *laughs for a million years then shows them this edit*

I don’t remember blogging this…

REPOST! REPOST! REPOST!

??? dude, i literally just made this myself lol

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Previously on Fan watches Adventure Time - Episode 134, we learned that even kid’s shows’ heroes go through puberty and can be real butts sometimes.

I MEAN FINN HAD A BUNCH OF HOT WET DREAMS ABOUT FP BECAUSE SHE SETS A FIRE IN HIS PANTS AND DAYUMMMMM HE IS NOW A FULL BLOWN HORNY TEENAGE BOY AND A MAJOR JERK FACE NOW LIKE WOAAAAAAH HANS GET OUT OF FINN’S BODY PLS NO BUT REALLY WOW HE GOT HIS BUTT HANDED TO HIM THOUGH BECAUSE FP PUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP ON PAUSE AND EVEN ICE KING TOLD HIM HE BLEW IT AND IF ICE KING TELLS YOU YOU BLEW YOUR RELATIONSHIP, IT’S BECAUSE YOU BLEW IT HARD MAN! AND NOW WE’RE JUMPING BACK IN FOR MORE!

Episode 135: Too Old

IT’S OKAY TO HAVE A HAWT GAY WET DREAM ABOUT ICE KING FINN I MEAN WHO WOULDN’T AMIRITE!?

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(I am so sorry for the lateness (earliness) of this! I won’t lie to you, I’m still not over my LARP feast yet and my mind is totally elsewhere at the moment! Pfewww… I’m off to bed now!)

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shishitsunari:

That’s what I understood about Notre Dame de Paris.

Frollo and Javert would have a lot to tell eachother!

ochunks:

prison architect 1.0